How come when you have really good sex...

[Tyrant]

If it was really, really good sex, you wouldn't want more immediately.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Indeed, first there must be some tissue reclamation.

 

[smegMATIC]

He's saying that after a face shot his ass feels lonely

And whats worse, he's boasting about it on an internet forum.

 

[jack]

Chinese food makes you horny?

No, good sex makes me hornier.

Idiot

 

[jack]

We were talking in the office and someone said a prostie friend of theirs wanted her clit to be grafted to the back of her throat.

I thought that it would be hard for er to respond when men would ask "Is this it?" and that a series of hand signals should be devised. We voted on it and agreed. And then we continued making PowerPoint slides about high-priced branded drugs in the penthouse of a Midtown Manhattan highrise.

Finally, someone who understands what the fuck I'm talking about!

 

[jack]

What the fuck is wrong with you, Vap? You've got a wife and kids, and here you are talking to teenagers about your dick on some dumb message board.

Listen carefully, Vap: YOU ARE MENTALLY ILL; SEEK PSYCHIATRIC HELP IMMEDIATELY.

Let me explain it Mr Hellman. It bleeds the joke just a little when you do, but the explanation is worth it in this case. I made this thread just for you. I know how this routine pisses you off and I know why.

Around here, they call these "parody threads". Menty taught me about them, and he's absolutely right. They work like a charm

You have as they say, been totally PWNED.