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How come you can masturbate yourself but you can't tickle yourself?

Swimmers and bikers, yes. If you marry and/or date a woman that forces you to shave, that's your problem. Why would a man want to date a woman who asks him to shave? The chick either has a teen fetish, or she's a lesbo.
 
Well, if she's a lesbo, she won't have trouble with the hair. She'll have trouble with the cock springing forth from the hair.
 
Nico is a minger.

I sat up for in bed for three hours trying to tickle my right foot but it didn't work.
 
Try tickling your nuts, they are generally more sensitive.
 
His chest looks like an alien face, with the nipples for eyes and the six pak as kind of a hideous alien mouth.
 
Carrie Underwood had a third nipple surgicaly removed from her chest! She says so herself! WE HAVE A MUTANT ALIEN AMEIRCAN IDOL1
 
I'm scared that if I touch my balls I'll find a lump.
 
I found a lump on mine and freaked completely out last year. Turns out it was just my epidydimus.
 
You and your fancy words. :D

OH! Check your gmail! Update on a certain package we're both interested in...
 
Yeah, how come I have more skin ont he right than on the left, huh!?
 
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Great, now even the kittens with fuzzy hats are dying because of masturbators too!!! :mad:

STOP PULLING IT EVERYONE!!!!1 OK one last time...
 
Everytime you kill a kitten, God masturbates.
 
sjihjklhfdhjklahfjlkgjlksjlgkjklsgljk HEAR ME
 
SHAVE YOUR HEADS FOR NATALIE, SHE SAYS KEEP YOURSELVES CLEAN
 
Do you think JEWISH Natalie would sleep with a non-circumcised man (me)?
 
Will she ever sleep with any man I wonder. Or die a virgin. FACT?
 
Guys keep going out with her. I'm pretty sure they must be getting something from it.
 
I can tickle my lower back quite easily, but I think it works best if someone else does it because it's all about not knowing where you're going to get touched next. If you do it yourself there's no surprise.

Then again, I'm an extremely ticklish person, so don't listen to anything I have to say.
 
I might hire a hooker to tickle me.
 
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