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How come...

whisky

Boobie inspector
..there are surnames of White, Black, Brown, Green, and Gray, but never red or blue?
 
On the same note how come you get girls called May, April, or June, but never December?
 
David Blue is on SGU, but I don't know if that is his real name.
 
Callum Blue was Zod on Smallville.
 
I stand corrected
 
There probably aren't nearly as many people with the last name Blue as there are Black or White. I don't think I know of anyone with the last name Yellow.
 
They do call her Mellow Yellow.
 
HOW COME NO ONE HAS THE SURNAME "FUCKFACE"?
 
You think some drunk hillbilly would have tried to name their kid that by now.
 
Some porn stars like to use the surname Blue.

But Red just telegraphs that the person needs a topical cream applied somewhere.
 
Eric the Red would disagree.

Also,

YOU'RE MY BOY, BLUE!

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Bunny Bleu was a porn star in the 80's. She wasn't too hot, and I remeber she seemed to be dumb as a box of hammers.

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..there are surnames of White, Black, Brown, Green, and Gray, but never red or blue?

I have a friend named Mike Blue and he has a son now thats Mike blue JR.
 
Lucky Junior.
 
What about red as a first name. Like Red Fox or Red Skeleton? Yes, I do realize they're stage names, but still...
 
In all seriousness, part of the reason is that European surnames were gradually invented as descriptives of the person or family they named. People called Brown were tan, brown-haired, etc I.e John Brown literally was "That brown guy John". White also meant hair color or complexion, while Green usually meant a location where the person lived, like Joe of the Green Hill would become eventually Joe Green, or Joe Hill etc. White also could mean someone from Wight, in England.

Gray and Black, however, weren't colors at all despite the coincidence. Most evidence points to Black being an altered form of Blake, which itself came from a version of someone who was "by the lake" (an extremely abbreviated timeline here) and Gray was a bastardized version of someone "Of the Cray".

Finally, a lot of name origins were confused by the habitual "americanization" of ethnic names on immigrants to the US. frequently names were arbitrarily assigned which only barely resembled the original version. Black is one like this, as there aren't many instances of it before the 1890's when immigration from overseas started to really jump.
 
I want to go back in time and seed a whole bunch of ridiculous/awesome last names, like Bananaman, Ghostbuster and Wookiee.
 
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