How constipated are you?

[Love Child]

Shit or get off the pot already! I don't need another poll shoved up my ass to tell me what I believe in. Really.

 

[Conchaga]

You can shove a pole in my ass anytime, babe. MSN awaits.

 

[DarthSikle]

You can shove a pole in my ass anytime, babe. MSN awaits.

I'd prefer Irish, not as big.

 

[eloisel]

Haven't been constipated since I lost the gallbladder.

 

[Conchaga]

This town needs an enema!

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Haven't been constipated since I lost the gallbladder.

You weren't able to find it later?

 

[Conchaga]

Hey, I lost my liver the day I turned 21. Losing a gallbladder doesn't seem all too unreasonable.

 

[eloisel]

You weren't able to find it later?

Ha. And, no. The doc that took it out had it thrown in some sort of bio hazard dump. I wasn't going in there to look for it. Besides, it was bad and turns out I don't need it anyway.

 

[jack]

I see a "lost wax casting" of my entire colon every morning

 

[Cranky Bastard]

Better you than me.