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How do I know if I'm gonig blind?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Or if my eyes just hurt?
 
It's highly unlikely you're going blind. Don't worry about it.
 
Soon we'll only be able to communicate with you through giant flashing pictures of O RLY owls. :(
 
I've been looking at birds through binoculars for the last couple hours (BIRDS, I SWEAR), and I feel like I'm going blind, or at least cross eyed.
 
You're not blind, you've just been looking at a computer screen for too many years.
 
You're not blind, you've just been looking at a computer screen for too many years.

HEY THATS ME TOO I HAVE TWO MISMATCHED LCD SCREENS IN FRONT OF ME AND MY LAPTOP SCREEN BEHIND ME AND A 13 INCH CRT TV TO THE RIGHT OF ME AND THE CURTAINS ARE USUALLY CLOSED I WONDER WHY MY EYESIGHT HAS GONE TO SHIT IN THE LAST YEAR LOL DEATH
 
One sees not with the eyes but with the heart.

-Moses, 1977
 
One sees not with the eyes but with the heart.

-Moses, 1977

I'm pretty sure Moses died before 1977.
 
what should I look at instead?
 
BOOBS, LOTS AND LOTS OF BOOBS.
 
Don't forget the ass.
 
Or if my eyes just hurt?


First off, how many fingers am I holding up?

Second, can you read that last question?
 
It hurts when I focus.
 
Or if my eyes just hurt?

Did you know that I have a degree from a school for eyeball mechanics, or is this thread just a coincidence?
 
We need Harkley on the case.
 
Pretty sure it's a coincidence.
 
How do I know if I'm going blind?

As soon as you stark jerking off to pix of Tracey Eminand / or Anne Widdecombe.
 
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