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How do I know if I'm gonig blind?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Or if my eyes just hurt?
 
It's highly unlikely you're going blind. Don't worry about it.
 
Soon we'll only be able to communicate with you through giant flashing pictures of O RLY owls. :(
 
I've been looking at birds through binoculars for the last couple hours (BIRDS, I SWEAR), and I feel like I'm going blind, or at least cross eyed.
 
You're not blind, you've just been looking at a computer screen for too many years.
 
You're not blind, you've just been looking at a computer screen for too many years.

HEY THATS ME TOO I HAVE TWO MISMATCHED LCD SCREENS IN FRONT OF ME AND MY LAPTOP SCREEN BEHIND ME AND A 13 INCH CRT TV TO THE RIGHT OF ME AND THE CURTAINS ARE USUALLY CLOSED I WONDER WHY MY EYESIGHT HAS GONE TO SHIT IN THE LAST YEAR LOL DEATH
 
One sees not with the eyes but with the heart.

-Moses, 1977
 
what should I look at instead?
 
BOOBS, LOTS AND LOTS OF BOOBS.
 
Don't forget the ass.
 
It hurts when I focus.
 
We need Harkley on the case.
 
Pretty sure it's a coincidence.
 
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