How do you come up with original thoughts?

[CaptainWacky]

Does your brain just make them or do you have a robot muse?

 

[Mentalist]

I've got Calliope locked up in my closet.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Funny...I've got Ron Popeil locked in mine.

 

[Caitriona]

I make them up all on my own.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I get all my ideas from Wifey. Yessirree. Sure do.

 

[whisky]

I recycle other peoples original thoughts, then add some pengiuns

 

[CaptainWacky]

I wonder if anything new he been dreamed up since the time of CHRIST?

 

[whisky]

If it has, it will have been hushed up by the oil conglomerates

 

[CaptainWacky]

DID THEY HAVE OIL IN CHRIST'S TIME OF WOE?

 

[whisky]

What do you think oil lamps burned?

 

[Ishcabittle]

What I do is try to remember something someone else said, and then say it like I thought of it. You know, original.

 

[FBI parte due]

Yep. That's what I usually end up doing.

IT'S ALL GOOG.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Yeah, that's how I generally get it done.

YOU'RE THE MAN, DAWD!!

 

[Tisiphone]

I have no discernible thoughts. Bits and pieces here and there, but nothing solid.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'VE MADE UP A NEW THING

"O RLY"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We are all born with Original Sin BECAUSE THAT MAKES SENSE.