How do YOU pronounce 'aluminum'?

[Ishcabittle]

ah-loom-in-cunt.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I think that's the last of the aluminium jokes mined.

 

[Love Child]

Before I read anyone else's post so I am not swayed I pronounce aluminum like this:

a loo ma nim

 

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

Ah-LOO-min-um.

 

[Donovan]

I call it Tin Foil alla time, but LG always corrects me with, "There's no TIN in it any more".

My Grandmom used to pronounce it "A-loo-me-yum" LOL old people are funny.

I used to have the same sorts of arguments with my ex, and the correct response is "STFU and get me a damn sandwich, wrapped in motherfucking tin foil."

*the author of this post is not responsible for any scars, disfigurements, or injuries incurred while trying to tell a wife, girlfriend or significant other to STFU and go make a sandwich.