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How do you recover your sexual drive?

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
After seemingl losing it beyond all hope of return?
 
Easier said than CUM.
 
Then, get 2 new boyfriends. Switch off each day.
 
Good plan.
 
Take some happy pills
 
There's no hope of recovering it; you're gonna have to reformat.
 
I suggest you place it in the freezer in a zip lock bag
 
CaptainWacky said:
How do you recover your sexual drive?
Run after it. When you catch up to it, beat it senseless. :devious:
 
YEah maybe I'll do that...WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER.
 
I applaud the Mine Fielders for not going for the easy joke...


...Norton SexDoctor.
 
And we never thought of it.
 
Fuck sexual drive, I'd rather have warp drive.
 
send it to Minnesota for data recovery, and protect for accidental reformat in the future.
 
I'D FUCK GIRLS
 
I'd fuck squirrels
 
How do you recover your sexual drive?

Eat a SPACE BAT anus seasoned with paprika.
 
GIRLS AS SLAVES WOULD BE NICE
 
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