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How do YOU serve God?

Shouldn't this be in the Cooking and eating and eating and cooking and maybe some drinking too forum?
 
HAHA I SHOWED YOU THERE YOU BLASPHEMER DIDN'T I
 
Meh. Goin' to Hell anyway for the whole sodomy thing. Nuthin' to lose.

vBulletin needs to take a cue from phpBB, and allow the polls to be made before you have to Sumbit the new thread.
 
It's funny how people were complaining about the exact same thing three years ago.
 
What of atheists and agnostics?
 
LOL!
And my response was going to be: I serve God by Serving Man.
Serve Man You Serve God.
Serve God You serve Man.
Or something like that.
 
The Dork Lord said:
What of atheists and agnostics?
They have their pagan vegan snacks.

Let them eat rice cake!
 
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY TOFU!
 
I dont serve god.

But for the poll i choose the last option.
 
I don't either.

God is a lousy tipper.
 
And He always sticks protoplasm under the table before He leaves.
 
Hasent done much for me lately.
 
Me? I do a whole lot of sinnin' so the born agains have someone to preach to.
 
Mine eyes have seen the gloryhole of the lord.
 
With extreme prejudice.
 
Deep fried.
 
Eggs said:
And He always sticks protoplasm under the table before He leaves.

and it's Hell to clean up after! :rwmad:
 
Cassie said:
Mine eyes have seen the gloryhole of the lord.

It would be funny to get some elementary school kids to sing that at a Sunday school type place.
 
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