How drunk do I have to be

[Tisiphone]

Before they won't let me on a plane? I want to be as intoxicated as legally allowed for my flight home in 14 days.

 

[headvoid]

Look out for a booze fog - that is the invisible smell around you when you have consumed too much alcohol. That or just drink Vodka.

 

[Conchaga]

Well, if they're allowing liquids on the planes again, just pack a bunch of those little travel bottles. When on the plane, just keep asking the flight attendant for mixers.