How drunk would you need to be to fuck a horse?

Hi Tomtrek, I was in a really good mood, jovially posting away, until, ooh, about two posts ago!
 
The Tomtrek said:
Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh I THINK you'll find Ezri Dax is a mightly attractive woman.
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DUDE, I MEAN LIKE, TOTALLY DON'T THINK I DON'T LIKE KNOW SHE'S SO RAD, YOU ARE TALKING TO ME, LIKE TOTALLY IN A THREAD ABOUT FUCKING HORSES, I DON'T THINK I'M LIKE BEING TOTALLY SERIOUS OR BOGUS RAD -MAN POP-POP-A-WHEELIE TONIGHT OMG POPEYE AND SON WAS REALLY GREAT GIBBER FTANG BANANA CROCUS LOU CARPENTER MANGINA.
 
Gagh said:
DUDE, I MEAN LIKE, TOTALLY DON'T THINK I DON'T LIKE KNOW SHE'S SO RAD, YOU ARE TALKING TO ME, LIKE TOTALLY IN A THREAD ABOUT FUCKING HORSES, I DON'T THINK I'M LIKE BEING TOTALLY SERIOUS OR BOGUS RAD -MAN POP-POP-A-WHEELIE TONIGHT OMG POPEYE AND SON WAS REALLY GREAT GIBBER FTANG BANANA CROCUS LOU CARPENTER MANGINA.
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Come on, stay on topic peeples!

I think for me, the answer is, I'd have to be drunk enough to be charming but not so drunk that I show my dark side. That'd be my best chances imo.
 
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