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How far can you stretch your foreskin?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Have you ever seen a "penis puppetry" show? I saw one on tv, lovely stuff.
 
LOL
 
I forgot most of you will have been circumcised against your will. :(
 
I signed up for mine, at the tender age of sixteen. Luckily, I had done a great deal of blow the night before, and was tired and shagged out and really didn't notice the procedure.

LOL I'M LYING OF COURSE, THAT SHIT HURT LIKE HELL AND I VERY MUCH NOTICED.
 
Mine's too tight and I should probably get it snipped in case it rips apart inside someone. :eek:
 
I have no foreskin.
It was cut off by a Jew.
My poor, bare penis.​
 
Posting in haiku
Is harder than I had thought.
Hambil is a douche.​
 
Hilarious show, and one of the few instances where staring at naked men does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR ME.

I have no skin to stretch. I haven't attempted to stretch my roommate's, but he has a lot to work with. FACT.
 
You can have it restored!
 
Oh yes, we've seen Wolfy's foreskin. He has quite a nice knob.

Anyway, wait till Mal gets here, he'll tell you your cock looks like a pile of shit (I blame cultural conditioning).

In answer to the question, I can't stretch it like those guys. The Eiffel Tower is probably the one I can do.
 
YOU NEED TO WORK ON IT, OR SHOULD I SAY WANK ON IT LOL, NO WORK ON IT WAS CORRECT
 
I want to do the hamburger. :(
 
So do all those who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide.
 
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