Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
I just laughed out loud during Wheel of Fortune. And not in a mocking way. I laughed WITH it.
Can someone forward my mail to the old folks home?
Can someone forward my mail to the old folks home?
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Blindgroping
U mad 'bro?
That also means you were watching it long enough to hear a complete Pat Sayjack-ism.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
GIVE IN TO YOUR HATE
Fuddlemiff
Is this real life?
Was the word a double entendre that the production team didn't pick up on?
Cacophony
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Eggs, you'd do well in an old folks home.
Then you wouldn't have to work and you could sit in your fat leather chair wearing your plush robe while smoking cigars and drinking fine wine and other spirits and scoff at things said on the internet all day. You could also stroke your beard inquisitively (if you don't have one, you should grow it) while serving women fluff the pillow under your feet and behind your head.
Also, this is how I picture you using the internet every day. Please don't burst my bubble.
Then you wouldn't have to work and you could sit in your fat leather chair wearing your plush robe while smoking cigars and drinking fine wine and other spirits and scoff at things said on the internet all day. You could also stroke your beard inquisitively (if you don't have one, you should grow it) while serving women fluff the pillow under your feet and behind your head.
Also, this is how I picture you using the internet every day. Please don't burst my bubble.
Big Dick McGee
If you don't know, now ya know
Dude, I'm sorry, but LG and I watch Jeopardy! every day (and she's constantly amazed at all the junk stored in the hoarder's paradise that is my brain), and we ALWAYS joke that Jeopardy is like the Doctor in your family, whilst Wheel of Fortune is like the "slow" little brother who never really made anything of himself.
I's just sayin'!
I's just sayin'!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Oh Jeopardy is another story. I watch it religiously, plus the reruns on GSN. And I don't have a problem with watching WOF every day either IN THEORY -- I work at home, the TV's on, whatchagonnadoo amirite?
But a male contestant was trying to be cute/funny, and when he spun a Bankrupt, Pat sort of did a Kramden/Norton thing like "WILLYOUCOMEON!" when he asked for the guy's prize card back, and the guy handed it to him from behind -- it turned into a quick bit of actual comedy amid all the forced smiling and the routine motions...IT CAUGHT ME OFF-GUARD OKAY???
So maybe it's not that I've softened, but that it was such an event for them to leave the script for 10 seconds. MAYBE I'M NOT DEAD YET AFTER ALL!!!
But a male contestant was trying to be cute/funny, and when he spun a Bankrupt, Pat sort of did a Kramden/Norton thing like "WILLYOUCOMEON!" when he asked for the guy's prize card back, and the guy handed it to him from behind -- it turned into a quick bit of actual comedy amid all the forced smiling and the routine motions...IT CAUGHT ME OFF-GUARD OKAY???
So maybe it's not that I've softened, but that it was such an event for them to leave the script for 10 seconds. MAYBE I'M NOT DEAD YET AFTER ALL!!!
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
NAAAAAHHHH!
Gagh
Χριστόφορος
Would you like a Werthers, young man?
SilentBtViolent
Rape Ape
Over thanksgiving, my in-laws were watching Jeopardy with THE SOUND OFF. That makes no. Fucking. Sense. It was like a cock tease for my brain, all this shit I don't know and I don't get to HEAR THE GODDAMN ANSWERS!