How I learned to Mind my own Business

Donovan

beer, I want beer
borrowed from a friend on the FB:

I was walking by a mental hospital. It was surrounded by a tall wooden fence, but I could hear the inmates all shouting in unison: "THIRTEEN! THIRTEEN! THIRTEEN!"
The fence was too tall to see over, but there was a knothole in one of the planks so I pressed my eye against it to see what they were doing in there.
A sharp stick suddenly jabbed through the hole and poked me right in that eye.
Then all the inmates began shouting "FOURTEEN! FOURTEEN! FOURTEEN!"

That is how I learned to mind my own business.
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Is that what mental patients do?
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
I dunno, didn't get a very good look at anything but the stick.
 

Donovan

beer, I want beer
But I'm pretty sure mental patients mostly just post on message boards.
 

I Love Cunt

Watch It
When I first joined,
here
someone
told me
to
stay away
from someone
"They post from a mental hospital"
They said.
Now I don't remember who that was.......
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
POST EDITED BY NURSE WACKET.
 
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