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How long can you sit for without dying?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
What's your record?
 
I've never tried. Do you think I should?
 
i lasted 6minutes before i exploded and massacred the cast of Ice Age: Continental Drift.
 
I've been sitting since 2010. It's getting to a really interesting stage now.
 
Nothing can hurt you while you're sitting, but then you have to stand up.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Nothing can hurt you while you're sitting, but then you have to stand up.
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And then you realize your foot fell asleep and you fall on your face and somehow don't break your nose.
 
I'm practicing for hours every day.
 
And I can't untense my shoulders.
 
I thought standing would be so much better since it is what I do most of the day at my job. BUT ITS NOT! There must be a mix of standing, sitting, walking, bending, stretching.
 
CaptainWacky said:
What's your record?
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I can't sit for very long. Like if I am at a convention or something which requires lots of sitting in an umcomfortable chair I WILL DIE! And it is even worse if I can't stretch my knees out properly. If I am in a comfy chair or couch, or the ground with a soft pillow, well then I can last a little bit longer. Or a kayak even!
 
I try and get up once an hour.
 
How long can I sleep w/out dying?
 
How long can you sleep without peeing?
 
You should probably be able to last longer than that.
 
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