How many jews can you fit into a vw bug?

[satan mcevil]

40

5 in the seats​

and 35 in the ashtray.

 

[SaintLucifer]

40

5 in the seats​

and 35 in the ashtray.

 

[satan mcevil]

:laugh:

 

[Lilac]

How many blondes can you stuff into a WV bug?

Who knows, but it's sure fun to watch them try, especially when they bring out the oil to make squeezing in easier.

 

[A_Real_Prick666]

What do you give Hitler for his birthday?

Two Jews and an Easy-Bake Oven.

 

[jack]

How did the Germans beat the Jews in WWII?

They didn't! :bigass:

 

[jack]

When a Yid kicks you really hard, why does it sound like you're sneezing?

Because you scream "Ouch, Jew!"

 

[Alex Buchet]

Jews don't ride in VW bugs.

 

[jack]

Imagine, losing your shit over something as stupid as eulogizing Drew Hayes.

You pick targets almost as well as Hellman.

 

[Elrod]

Imagine, losing your shit over something as stupid as eulogizing Drew Hayes.

C'mon, they had it coming.

 

[jack]

I just got a small fortune for my 1st edition I lusipher #12

 

[Lilac]

Nice.

 

[jack]

yeah 227!!

 

[Lilac]

That'll pad the account a bit.

 

[jack]

At least til unemployment kicks in.

 

[Alex Buchet]

ROFL

 

[Lilac]

Laugh it up-- he's talking about your unemployment :evil:

 

[Elrod]

Jack's going to send Alex the money?

 

[jack]

Erm no, stupid. Unemployment taxes that you pay each week.

 

[Elrod]

Oh.