How Many People Masturbated Emma Watson?

[The Beer Hall Pooch]

From the time she grew hair around her cooch until today?

100?

More?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Masturbated OVER her or actually physically masturbated her personally? Because I imagine the first number would be much larger.

 

[Seph]

i rekon ur talking 1,000s

 

[Loktar]

i rekon ur talking 1,000s

billions maybe even.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Does it count if I wanked over Richard Dawkins?

 

[Ilyanna]

^only if it was over a picture of him playing a blind watchmaker who puts some really selfish genes into Emma while screaming 'OH GOD(is a delusion)', thus coining another really intelligent mem. Or something like that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like a witty wank!