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How many socks did you wear today?

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Two.
 
I will change into fresh socks after my shower before going out tonight. But the socks I am wearing now are the same ones I wore yesterday -- do they still count as a pair today?
 
I suspect Mirah has rainbow toes socks. Or wants some badly.

I'm pretty sure Ilyanna already has some but won't ever admit it.

Cassie? Duh.
 
Two, however I discovered as I went to bed that they were different colours. A sign of latent genius, or an inability to distinguish two quite similar tones of blue when the curtains are closed in the morning?
 
'Gear said:
I suspect Mirah has rainbow toes socks. Or wants some badly.

I'm pretty sure Ilyanna already has some but won't ever admit it.

Cassie? Duh.
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How did you know?
 
Pretty slick right?
 
Also, pay no attention to that van parked across the street.
 
Whelp, time to move the van. Again.

Thanks bro.
 
I am wearing stripy socks right now. They are purple, white, and lime green.
 
Socks offer only minimal protection against surprise tickling.
 
That should be printed on every pair -- like the cancer warning on cigarettes.
 
Underpants should have "Warning - may contain small parts" or "Warning - Choking Hazard".
 
I wore 0 socks today.
 
Four socks.
 
Dr_Dave you are ONE STEP (or should I say TWO STEPS) ahead of us all.
 
I wear stay ups. I hate socks.

I only wear socks when I go out riding my horse.
 
Four socks.

Thick warm wool ones over the thin cotton ones because CANADA and fekking freezing and I cant go barefoot yet CASSIE SASSYPANTS :rwmad:
I am so beaten down I haven't even bothered to touch up my toes and all the nail polish has worn off.
Next, I guess I'll stop shaving my legs. And this is how the Arctic Vortex WINS.


it's warmed up and is raining now.
will turn to freezing rain and then snow later tonight when everyone is travelling for the weekend or trying to get home from work.
 
all my socks have holes in them.
 
Mine have holes and chocolate on the soles apparently. At least I hope it's chocolate.
 
AGAIN 0 socks! I BLAME GLOBAL WARMING.
 
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