How much beef can you eat at one sitting?

[Daystrom]

I can eat about 3 lbs.

 

[Loktar]

Lightweight.

 

[Dual]

My record's 36 oz, but I've never set out to test my limit.

 

[Yub]

Lightweight.

Because you can eat a whole cow or a facsimile of your head, can't you? LARD ARSE.

 

[Loktar]

Because you can eat a whole cow or a facsimile of your head, can't you? LARD ARSE.

LARD ARSE? Thats the best you got? FAIL! Try harder next time.

Yeah so what? I probably could eat that much. I ate 1.5 dozen chicken wings on Monday.

 

[Yub]

The fat is seeping into your empty cranium, Shamoo.

 

[Loktar]

The fat is seeping into your empty cranium, Shamoo.

*eats Yub*

 

[The Dork Lord]

I can eat about 3 lbs.

About how long do you spend on the toilet after such a meal?