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How Sexually enhanced are you?

starguard

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
I am so enhanced, that:



I can inpregnate a women with her clothes still on

I can inpregnate a woman just by standing next to her

I can impregnate a woman with only a smile

I can impregnate a woman just be talking to her on the phone

I can impregnate a women just by calling her name


Can anyone here beat THAT.. (huuum) :devious:
 
starguard said:
I am so enhanced, that:



I can inpregnate a women with her clothes still on

I can inpregnate a woman just by standing next to her

I can impregnate a woman with only a smile

I can impregnate a woman just be talking to her on the phone

I can impregnate a women just by calling her name


Can anyone here beat THAT.. (huuum) :devious:
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And yet you still can't get a date.
 
It's K-Mart's ladies room you retarded moron. I won't go within 5 miles of a fucking Wal Mart.

K-Mart’s got a better class of budget friendly whores anyways.
 
bad dog said:
300 pound 4' 6" mexican bitches built like a 55 gallon oil drum shop at K-mart.
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Mine's in an upper middle class neighborhood. Nothing but MILFs and hot college chicks. :bigass:
 
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