How Sexually enhanced are you?

[starguard]

I am so enhanced, that:



I can inpregnate a women with her clothes still on

I can inpregnate a woman just by standing next to her

I can impregnate a woman with only a smile

I can impregnate a woman just be talking to her on the phone

I can impregnate a women just by calling her name


Can anyone here beat THAT.. (huuum) :devious:

 

[Lilac]

Sorry, you're not David Copperfield.

 

[Cassie]

Yeah but can you impregnate women just by talking to them online?

 

[Sarek]

I am so enhanced, that:



I can inpregnate a women with her clothes still on

I can inpregnate a woman just by standing next to her

I can impregnate a woman with only a smile

I can impregnate a woman just be talking to her on the phone

I can impregnate a women just by calling her name


Can anyone here beat THAT.. (huuum) :devious:

And yet you still can't get a date.

 

[bad dog]

And yet you still can't get a date.

SAREK PICKS UP DATES AT THE WAL-MART MENS ROOM.

 

[Sarek]

It's K-Mart's ladies room you retarded moron. I won't go within 5 miles of a fucking Wal Mart.

K-Mart’s got a better class of budget friendly whores anyways.

 

[bad dog]

300 pound 4' 6" mexican bitches built like a 55 gallon oil drum shop at K-mart.

 

[Sarek]

300 pound 4' 6" mexican bitches built like a 55 gallon oil drum shop at K-mart.

Mine's in an upper middle class neighborhood. Nothing but MILFs and hot college chicks. :bigass:

 

[bad dog]

Mine's in an upper middle class neighborhood. Nothing but MILFs and hot college chicks. :bigass:

No beaners? Shit you must live in Canada.

 

[Sarek]

Close.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

I'm so sexually enhanced that women in a 10' radius of me spontaneously orgasm as I walk by.

 

[Sarek]

Only 10'?

Amateur.

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

I'm selective.

 

[DarthSikle]

I can turn women off just by thinking about them.

 

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