How stupid is this for a book title?

[Tisiphone]

"What Shall I Do Next when I Know Not Next What to do?"

That's the name of a book by Dr. Willie Wilson, some stupid ass gospel director for a show I just got finished captioning. The commercials are promos for his book, and his cd.

"I was born in a shotgun house, from cotton fields to corporate conference rooms, from penniless to prosperous."

ARGH!!!!!!!!

Then some idiot in the commercial goes "You know, I can call him another Moses."

Are they for fucking real?

 

[curiousa2z]

that's pretty funny shit.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Don't do what Donny Dont did!

 

[Tisiphone]

Oh no, no...this is a black man from Chicago!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's for people who have only ever read the children's illustrated bible before.

 

[Cassie]

I have an uncle named Willie Wilson, TRUE STORY.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Could be worse. COuld be The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well it won the Pulitzer, so it must have done something right...

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I have an uncle named Willie Wilson, TRUE STORY.

OMG I KNOW UR ARE RL LIFE U R WILLI BILSON KNEESE

 

[Dr Dave]

What exactly is a "shotgun house"?

 

[Tisiphone]

I know what a shotgun shack is thanks to the Talking Heads.

 

[Dr Dave]

What is a shotgun shack?

 

[FBI parte due]

A shotgun house that's not very sturdily built.

 

[CaptainWacky]

:rimshot:

 

[Cassie]

http://bywater.org/Arch/shotgun.htm
The Shotgun house is a narrow one-story dwelling without halls. Each room is placed behind the other in single file. The roof ridge is perpendicular to the street. The traditional description of why these houses are called "shotgun" is that if one fired a shotgun through the front door, the shot would pass through the lined-up doors of each room and out the back door. This description does not really fit most shotgun houses, because the doors of the successive rooms don't usually line up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd rather livei n a hobbit hole.