A THREAD ABOUT A DOG TURD.
Today, I vacuumed my house, but before I vacuumed I picked up all the dog toys and things. As I was straightening up the living room I noticed a single small dog turd in front of the TV, which was strange because I just came in from walking the dogs. I know it was a Mr Bill turd and not a Ginger turd, I JUST KNOW THESE THINGS. So I cleaned it up, and vacuumed the carpet. While I was moving things around I happened to look behind the TV... lo and behold another dog turd, only this was the real thing and not some tiny practice turd.
Mr Bill is a spinner, meaning he has to spin in circles before the turds can come out. There isn't even a foot of space behind the TV, I wish I could have seen him spinning back there. Of course I would have stopped him and made him go outside, thunderstorm or no.. still would have been hilarious.
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER EXCITING ADVENTURE.
Today, I vacuumed my house, but before I vacuumed I picked up all the dog toys and things. As I was straightening up the living room I noticed a single small dog turd in front of the TV, which was strange because I just came in from walking the dogs. I know it was a Mr Bill turd and not a Ginger turd, I JUST KNOW THESE THINGS. So I cleaned it up, and vacuumed the carpet. While I was moving things around I happened to look behind the TV... lo and behold another dog turd, only this was the real thing and not some tiny practice turd.
Mr Bill is a spinner, meaning he has to spin in circles before the turds can come out. There isn't even a foot of space behind the TV, I wish I could have seen him spinning back there. Of course I would have stopped him and made him go outside, thunderstorm or no.. still would have been hilarious.
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER EXCITING ADVENTURE.
