How to get rid of toothache without going to the dentist?

[CaptainWacky]

Should I just smash them in with a brick?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've heard people say to take a swig of whiskey, but hold it over the tooth for the while instead of swallowing.

I guess this may either dull the pain or cause it to flare intensely, depending on what's wrong with the tooth.

Ah hell, just drink the whiskey till you pass out.

 

[curiousa2z]

supposedly biting down on cloves helps the pain of toothache til you get thyself to a dentist.
[Never tried it myself though.]
Should taste foul, I'd imagine.

 

[whisky]

Try ambersol

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well I took some "CONTAINS CODEINE" pillz but that's only a temporary solution (UNLESS I JUST GET HIGH CONSTANTLY.)

 

[Dr Dave]

Just go to the dentist.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's going against the premise of the thread.

 

[The Tomtrek]

The old "tie a peice of sting to your tooth and a door handle, then slam the door" always works in cartoons!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

And in my sexual fantasies.

 

[Cassie]

There's really nothing that will completely relieve a toothache, especially if the nerve is exposed. I know that if you buy some of those wax lips and chew a little piece til it's soft, then form it over the tooth it will feel much better. Keeping the air off the nerve is your only hope. Then you still have to go to the dentist, unless you want to suffer until the nerve dies.

 

[Dr Dave]

That's going against the premise of the thread.

Yeah but its the logical thing to do.

 

[Mentalist]

Did somebody say codeine?


Gimme.

 

[headvoid]

chew wasps.

You will forget there ever was any toothache

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't nkow if it 's toothache or headache (hard to tell someimtes). I had a wank (shcoking I know) and it felt better after so I thought the release of tension might have helped. but it came back and I took more codeine. My stomach feels a bit werid but I don't care and I'm sitting here grinning and spinning round on my chair. Wheeeeeeeeeee.

 

[Cassie]

You will be constipated tomorrow!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THERE'S A PILL FOR THAT TOO