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Huddle in fear and be counted

Hambil

I AM A GOLDEN GOD
Call out your name, so we know the nasty scary rebels haven't gotten you.

Hambil, aka KING Twat, reporting!
 
The Fucking King of Fuck is here

Princess Slut shall henceforth be known as The Fucking Queen of Fuck!
 
Huddle in fear? Hell no!

*runs around proudly with only the heels on her feet.*

I'm feeling free today.
 
*staggers out from the bedroom in jockeys and bedhead, scratching inappropriately* ...The fuck's all this noise? Day sleeper here! Hello? Keep it down a little? And who drank all the damn coffee up?


*Grumble mumble grouse and bitch, stagger back into bedroom*
 
*slaps head*

How did I NOT see that one coming.

Shatna!You're a fucking man-whore. As if you didn't already know.
 
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