Huddle in fear and be counted

[Chatty]

Chatty here!


*Wanders outside behind Neil, jumps him and molests him*

:who?me?:

 

[Lilith]

*YAWN*

I'm awake.

 

[Neil]

God... but to be molested every morning!

 

[Chatty]

As long as you don't mind it virtually

 

[Neil]

Sometimes... that's all we've got, Chatty.

 

[Lilith]

A mental mindfuck can be nice

 

[Neil]

You're right there Feel free to molest me anytime you like

Gropes, fondles, molests, and rapes (with my eyes) every single person - be they man, woman, or rodent - huddling in the Fort, starting with Chatty first.

 

[Chatty]

Oh, my!

It isn't rape if both parties are willing...

And I'm willingly being groped, fondled, and molested...




















After all, I started it, didn't I?

 

[Neil]

At what point does a party become an orgy?

 

[SSgt_Sniper]

When Shatna arrives.



Did I just say that out loud?

 

[Donovan]

Gropes, fondles, molests, and rapes (with my eyes) every single person - be they man, woman, or rodent - huddling in the Fort, starting with Chatty first.

Okay, I'm awake now too. I just had the weirdest dream I was being chased by a pair of disembodied eyes. Brrr, spooky.

 

[The Question]

WTF is this rancid crap, then? Did we need a forum for this? This is stupid.

(/for any of the ladies who might have a fetish about complaints. Hey, ya never know!)