Huge announcement about my sexuality to come in May

[CaptainWacky]

After the Wacky Hot 100.

(It's going to be that I'm 100% gay but then when Big Brother starts I'll be drooling over the female housemates as usual and the thread will be utterly forgotten until I bump it a year later with "YEAH, REAL GAY AT WANKING OVER GIRLS BUT NEVER HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH ANOTHER PERSON, MALE OR FEMALE, DUE TO MENTAL ILLNESS.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Why do movie trailers give away so much of the movie? I mean honestly!

 

[Fagh]

Somebody wake me when Wacky's really gay!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Oh Fagh!

 

[Dr Dave]

Will he be gay in the year 2525?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Who, Fagh? I imagine he'll be gay when Death turns out the lights and locks up the doors on the Universe.

 

[Dr Dave]

Splendid then!

 

[curiousa2z]

then that's when I'll be gay too!

 

[Dr Dave]

There needs to be a list posted then.

 

[CaptainWacky]

A list of registered communists?

 

[Dr Dave]

No of people turnning Gay in the year 2525.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Rodimus Prime
Blur
Kup
Springer
Shockwave
Lazerbeak
Ultra Magnus
Prowl

(Transformers will rule the Earth by then.)

 

[Dual]

Awww Wacky, I'll fuck you.

 

[Cassie]

I'll be dead by 2525.

 

[Dr Dave]

You could put yourself into deep freez.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are you gay, Dual? How did you vote in the Mine Field Sexuality Poll?

(Unless you're a girl! In which case, rub your tits against the keyboard.)

 

[Dr Dave]

That Wacky is quite the character!

 

[The Dork Lord]

IF MAN IS STILL ALIVE!

I'll be dead by 2525.

I'll be a gay robot.

 

[Yub]

You'll be C3PO? I warn you sir, do not mock an Ewok's god.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Hell naw, I'd be a much better robot than that vaccum cleaner