Huge 'Cube' complaint

[CaptainWacky]

SPOILERS

If you haven't seen it.

Obviously

that's what spoilers are

you probably dont' care anyway


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Why doe sthe ANNOYING AS FUCK rainman guy get to survive but SUPER HOTTIE Nicole DeBoer who has been the main character the whole film DIES?

 

[Mentalist]

I loved the Cube. And Deboer was geek dream matter. They made a sequel but it didn't have Deboer in it since she died, obviously. So I didn't want to see it, plus there was no point in a sequel.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Was it a LOW BUDGET sequel starring DANIEL DAE KIM as the token retard?

 

[Mentalist]

If it was then we are missing out on the greatest movie ever commited to film.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Imagine Dae Kim being diced up into little, well, cubes and Nicholas Brendon (ALSO IN THE MOVIE) remarking "holy cube-cubes!"

 

[Gagh]

I've still never seen it,

 

[Dual]

Cube 2 had a zombie.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't like the sound of Cube 2.

 

[Gagh]

GameCube 2? dIDN'T THAT Mave MARIO IN IT LOL BOB HOSKINS crap american accent lol

 

[CaptainWacky]

DENNIS HOPPER AS BOWSER LOL

 

[Dual]

ORLANDO BLOOM AS LINK OMG

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL!

 

[Gagh]

CRASH HOLLY AS CORPSE 2 LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL ANDRE THE GIANT AS A BIG DEAD BASTARD

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think some guy tried to rape her in Cube.

 

[The Tomtrek]

She was supposed to be at least a teenager in Cube but in reality Nicole de Boer was 27.

SHE DOESN'T AGE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, the guy who liked her was a paedo and decided to rape her right when they were about to escape. Good timingYOU JERK.

 

[The Tomtrek]

I'd like to be "stuck" in Nicole de Boer's "cube".

 

[CaptainWacky]

I don't follow.

 

[Cassie]

Does her cube have a red side, a yellow side, a blue side, and a green side?