HUGE EFFING ANNOUNCEMENT

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I may not be as lactose intolerant as I used to be.

I've been testing it, eating more dairy over the past week (in the privacy of my home of course, no public embarrassments for me thank you), and for the most part, I haven't been having reactions.

I've been keeping more to cheeses, I haven't ventured into the hard stuff like ice cream or things with sour cream in them. THOSE ARE MOUNTAINS STILL TO CLIMB!

But gosh...this could be a whole batch of jokes I can't even make about myself anymore. Stay tuned.

 

[CaptainWacky]

This is bigger than aliens.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Jonathon Ross once denied a prisoner a slice of pizza at Abu Graib.

THIS IS FOR YOU JOHNNY!

 

[The Tomtrek]

You should meet up with Harkley and have a cheese orgy.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I dont think he does the same things with the cheeses that I do.

 

[Dr Dave]

Have a cake n bake shake at Cold Stone.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

STOP WAVING YOUR HEROIN IN MY FACE FUCKNOSE!

 

[Dr Dave]

I see no reason to honor that request.

 

[whisky]

Have you tried any edam yet?

 

[curiousa2z]

GOOD LUCK WITH THE SELF-EXPLORATIONS< EGGS!



heh.

 

[CaptainWacky]

REMEMBER NOT TO DIE OF CHEESE POISONING.

 

[Cassie]

I am happy for your new life of cheese.

 

[Dual]

Gouda.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cheese is good stuff.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Although there are still no methodologies to reinstate lactase production, some individuals have reported their intolerance to vary over time (depending on health status and pregnancy[39])

EGGS PREGNANT?!

 

[Dr Dave]

Who's the father?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

Do you have to eat egg beater mayo?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Who's the father?

I cannot lie...IT'S JUSTIN! :shock:

 

[FBI parte due]

Timberlake?

 

[Dr Dave]

We all know it was somebody here...

WAS IT CAPTAIN WACKY?!