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HUGE EFFING ANNOUNCEMENT

You can't prove it.
 
DNA can!
 
SKANK!
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[fight bell rings]
 
Cheese is about the only thing that makes life worth livin'!
 
Eggs to have cream cheese?
 
Only on a bagel or in cheesecake, otherwise I don't go near it.
 
how about a nice salmon spread for that bagel, dearie, you never come to visit your grandpa and me here in florida, bubbie.
 
how about a nice salmon spread for that bagel, dearie, you never come to visit your grandpa and me here in florida, bubbie.
Sounds like fun! And maybe while I'm down there I can TEACH YOU PEOPLE HOW TO USE A GODDAM VOTING BOOTH! AAAAAAUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!1




(Sorry, all us liberals are in a pre-Election Day panic, waiting for the fraud bomb to drop just like the last 2 elections...)
 
You should have those cream cheese jalapeño bites.
 
Us gheyboys like a different kind of "popper".
 
supposably, all the blacks in Philly have "informed" they bosses that when Obama wins, they'll be "out sick" on Wednesday. If he loses, they will be "out rioting" on Wednesday.

I'm totally not shitting you, where my mom works the support staff is about 95% black, and they're staging a mass sick-out for Weds. Way to destroy stereotypes, ya shiftless bastards!
 
Hey, they've been waiting for this day since Booker T. Washington, can you blame them?

All the moose in Alaska will probably celebrate the exact same way.
 
What will they do while sick, be throwing parties?

I wouldn't be surprised if there were a few riots if Obama lost. Getting so close to a dream come true only for it to be snatched away would be too much for some to cope with.
 
The blacks I've spoken to, when I ask them if it's a "forgone conclusion" that Obama has won, all respond the same way. It's some variation of, "If he doesn't win, it's a huge conspiracy and y'all will be in big trouble." These are all very well-educated men & women, who for some reason think it's ok to throw around veiled threats.
 
Oh, there will be riots if he loses.

If the returns don't look good by the evening, I may head straight for a train to my sister's place in the suburbs for a couple of days. My neighborhood would not take this lightly.
 
The blacks I've spoken to, when I ask them if it's a "forgone conclusion" that Obama has won, all respond the same way. It's some variation of, "If he doesn't win, it's a huge conspiracy and y'all will be in big trouble." These are all very well-educated men & women, who for some reason think it's ok to throw around veiled threats.
The well-educated ones may not think it's okay, but they know what's coming. They're just trying to warn you. SO THEY MUST LIKE YOU!

Just prepare for tomorrow as if you knew a blackout were coming. (No pun intended). Store up on water, non-perishable food and batteries/candles. :D
 
I won't be heading into work on wednesday if he loses. I have to travel straight through downtown LA, and those mufuckas know how to riot! Everyone else is amateurs.
 
Rochester is full of black people, but I think they stopped caring a while ago, anyways.
 
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