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Hulk Hogan = scum

Hogan has never been on Planet Realistic, though, has he?
 
They're in the news here all the damn time because they live here. Hulk's conversations with Nick are recorded and then released to the press, lol.
 
But Mr. Nanny is still a fine peice of cinema.
 
I always liked Hogan, too bad he had to say some stupid shit like that :(
 
It's those steroids. They fucked his sense of decency, as well as his brain...
 
He was in a car crash earlier today.



LOL
 
News just in:

Hulk's daughter has just been in a.....you guessed it... CAR ACCIDENT AS WELL.


What. The. Fuck.
 
They must have gone to the Britney Spears' Driving School.
 
An update on the TMZ.com web site listed that it was Brooke Hogan and a passenger who was not a family member involved in the auto accident earlier today in Clearwater, FL.

Earlier reports on the site and in the area media listed Hulk Hogan as the driver. Brooke was driving the family Mercedes when a car driven by Ronald Gallmon, 19, lost control changing lanes in front of her, colliding with her head on and knocking her car into a concrete wall. The police report says the other car was speeding and Brooke was not at fault.

Hulk Hogan was at the scene with Brooke, which is why his name was originally listed. The car closed Northbound lanes on the bridge for hours.
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So, not Hulk, but the talentless daughter.
 
either way, both are interchangeably not the sharpest tools in the shed.
 
I wonder what his daughter did to piss off God that she got into this car accident?

It's karma, pure and simple.
 
Great.. now the news will be covering it non-fucking-stop.
 
He apparently didn't know that the conversations he was having with Nick were a matter of public record. I hope he says something about Vince!!!

(The "Eric" mentioned in the one I linked to is Eric Bischoff, by the way.)
 
I think it's kind of shitty that they're releasing the tapes of his conversations to the press.. not that I think he doesn't deserve it, but if I was in jail and talking to my mom or dad they wouldn't give a shit if I was whining about the conditions. It's just not NEWS that a kid is going to be unhappy in jail.
 
Ahhhh... Clearwater Florida, what a town. It's like a giant, open-air, muggy prison. You can go anywhere, but there's nowhere to go.

My buddy Eugene was down there doin' a show and thought he would go to the local bar scene to see what's up. He hopped in a cab at his hotel and asked, "Is there any shopping area around with restaurants around here, any place to hang out?"

To which the cabbie said, "You mean Sears?"
 
lol.. If you're in Clearwater you're either retired or Scientologist.
 
Cassie said:
I think it's kind of shitty that they're releasing the tapes of his conversations to the press.. not that I think he doesn't deserve it, but if I was in jail and talking to my mom or dad they wouldn't give a shit if I was whining about the conditions. It's just not NEWS that a kid is going to be unhappy in jail.
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Well it's pretty ironic since they've been living their lives on a "reality" tv show for the last few years...this is real-ality, brother!
 
HOGAN SHOULD LICENSE HIS NAME TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND THEY CHANGE THE BUMPER CARS TO THE HOGAN FAMILY BUMPER CARS BROTHER SINCE THEY ALL LIKE GETTING IN WRECKS AND SHIT. I THINK ITS A MILLION DOLLAR IDEA DUDE.

Hogan has proven time and time again that he is somewhat of a stupid scumbag outside of the ring. Yet, the man was able to become the biggest draw of all time, weird. Yet, he manages to make me feel like a 6 year old again when his music hits, and HE COMES OUT WITH THE BOA PLAYING AIR GUITAR LIKE YOUR DRUNK DAD AT A BBQ BROTHER.
 
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