Humpy Dumpty's "great fall": an allegory for the fall of TrollKingdom?

[CaptainWacky]

Can all the Queen's (MissManners) horses ever put things back together again!?

 

[Loktar]

Can all the Queen's (MissManners) horses ever put things back together again!?

Maybe if they had an opposable thumb and not those damn hooves.

 

[Mentalist]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed,
Little Bo Peep was giving him head
After he came she started to weep,
She could tell by the taste he'd been shagging her sheep


LOL I MEAN LOL

 

[Mandi]

I wish I could give karma, that deserves it!

 

[Gonad]

Eenie

 

[Gonad]

a

 

[Gonad]

toe

 

[Gonad]

let

 

[Gonad]

meanie

 

[Gonad]

mother

 

[Gonad]

pick

 

[Gonad]

one

 

[Gonad]

not

 

[Gonad]

up

 

[Gonad]

the

 

[Gonad]

color

 

[Gonad]

blood?

 

[jack]

Little Miss Muffet
sat on her Tuffet
eating her Curds and Whey
along came a Spider
and sat down beside Her
she beat its fucking Head in with the Spoon.

 

[jack]

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
with each a buck and a quarter
jack fell down
on top of jill
and screamed "who's your daddy NOW, bitch"
and came down with two fifty

 

[Big Dick McGee]

MirandaJo is still a virgin
She's never had a good ol' mergin'
So she stalks TQ for humpin'
Fuckin', suckin', uglies-bumpin'
Alas TQ will have no part
MirandaJo has a broken heart
TQ should bone her, this is true
'Cause fat girls need love too

That's fucking Shakespeare right there!