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I almost had an orgasm

Mirah

Mirah

I love you
listening to Jim Gafigan last night.
I've listened to him before, but something about it was so intensely funny last night. It was insane! I was laughing so hard, it hurt.
 
HOT POCKETS

I love that guy. I like how he talks to himself in different voice.
 
Death pockets!

Comedy, not just for funny anymore.
 
I would karma both of you, but it appears to be hiding. I'm going to watch it again tonight and see if it is as intense. I was getting ideas-but I would never use someone else's material-but sometimes we end up talking about the same things. I say "we" like I am a big time comedian or something.
 
Karma is in the upper right hand corner. It's that justice symbol.
 
Thank you Cassie! I must start a file because people are telling me things all the time-people I should check out (comedians) and AND people tell me jokes-Like really-I am going to tell your joke-but maybe I should? I don't know.
 
Do you have a joke about hats for bats?
 
Awwww, no. The first line made me laugh, because at Penny Arcade Expo (PAX) some people caused controversy over a "rape" comic that was drawn-3 YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is called the sixth slave if you want to look it up-in reference to WOW players.
 
omg that is a fucking long article. I love you Cassie. Thank you. FUck now I'm scared!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What if I tell the same jokes over?!!?!??!
Actually-most of my comedy is original as it deals with personal life stories-which is the best. (sort of/except when your family members are in the audience) : D
 
Do you have a joke about me?
 
Mirah said:
Awwww, no. The first line made me laugh, because at Penny Arcade Expo (PAX) some people caused controversy over a "rape" comic that was drawn-3 YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is called the sixth slave if you want to look it up-in reference to WOW players.
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The Penny Arcade people created the controversy all over again, from what I've read about it.
 
I wish I didn't suffer from sexual anhedonia
 
What about that wall in that one episode of Buffy where they touched it and they got orgasms because Buffy and Riley were having sex in the house but it was also haunted??? What about that!!
 
I just wanted to see the color combination with my cherries.
 
The Tomtrek said:
What about that wall in that one episode of Buffy where they touched it and they got orgasms because Buffy and Riley were having sex in the house but it was also haunted??? What about that!!
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It was a metaphor for when you grow up and realise touching walls can give you orgasms.
 
Also that we're mostly fucked because eventually some rogue god is gonna find the Key before the monks can get to it.
 
THEY KEY IS ENERGY...
 
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