I am a big fan of these razors

[headvoid]

Clarkes Law

Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

Also
Hanlons Razor

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

and the more famous occams razor. - but these two above fit my psyche!

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

I like Good News razors. They have that little lubricating strip and they don't tear me up like the cheap ones. That's important when I'm shaving my girl parts...

 

[Cassie]

When those two razors are applied to Sarah Palin it all starts to make sense.

 

[curiousa2z]

^ ha! troo dat!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I honestly read this as "racists" the first time I saw it!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why are they called "razors" anyway?

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

Why are they called "razors" anyway?

Sharp bits of wit and wisdom; light sayings leading to grave thoughts.

I can understand why you would ask such a question, after reading your posts here.

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

Hey FBI-- if you are going to call me "PATRONIZING", at least spell it right. You might have more impact.

But not likely.

 

[FBI parte due]

The fact that my fingers slipped up doesn't change the fact that you're a supercilious retard.

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

Excuse me-- did you say something? I wasn't paying attention.

 

[FBI parte due]

Still doesn't change the fact that you're a retard.

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

Still doesn't change the fact that you're a retard.

I take that as a compliment, coming from such a distinguished cretin as yourself.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yawn.

 

[FBI parte due]

You want some, eh? I'm handy! I'M HANDY!

 

[Cassie]

MEOW, CHOKE, DEAD.

 

[schrodinger_hated_cats]

MEOW, CHOKE, DEAD.

Meow, Bite, Rabies

Sorry, I'm not current on my shots. :twisted:

 

[CaptainWacky]

You want some, eh? I'm handy! I'M HANDY!

And on that bombshell...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

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SWING YOUR RAZOR WIDE SWEENEY, HOLD IT TO THE SKIES!