I Am A Mirror

[Dual]

Neutral, unopinionated, blank. Outwardly nonexistent. When you talk to me, you're conversing only with yourself; in my neutrality you project yourself. I am exactly, and only, what you want me to be.

 

[FBI parte due]

There's a lot of people who believe that about themselves.

 

[Dick Prickle]

Neutral, unopinionated, blank. Outwardly nonexistent. When you talk to me, you're conversing only with yourself; in my neutrality you project yourself. I am exactly, and only, what you want me to be.

That's HAWT.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I'm a fun house mirror. I make people look like fat, disgusting creatures of the night.

 

[Dick Prickle]

THAT'S A LIE! I'M ALWAYS FAT!

*cries*

 

[Loktar]

I'm a two way mirror. You can't see me peeping at your tom-toms.

 

[Douche Pukehole]

Mirror

I am the mirror
you snort cocaine
off of. I am the
mirror you break
for seven years
bad luck. I am not
the mirror Nico
sang of, I am the
mirror father mirror
Enid's art teacher
made a film about.
I am not the mirror
you fix your make-up
or hair or shave or brush
your teeth with, I am
the mirror you'd rather
not face at the end
of the day.

 

[Loktar]

I sold my mirror. I looked in my mirror one day and saw Pickle staring back.

 

[The Dork Lord]

It must have hurt you to think you were THAT FUCKING GOOD LOOKING, then realize it was a lie

 

[Loktar]

It must have hurt you to think you were THAT FUCKING GOOD LOOKING, then realize it was a lie

Actually I thought my mirror had shit all over it.

 

[Dark Pickle]

You mean like your tongue (MEANING YOU TALK SHIT!)?

 

[Loktar]

You mean like your tongue (MEANING YOU TALK SHIT!)?

I learned it from the master(you).

 

[Douche Pukehole]

MASTER BAITER MAYBE LOLOL

 

[Loktar]

MASTER BAITER MAYBE LOLOL

I tried to learn from him but he had already retired, moved away and sold his fish shop to a Charles

 

[Douche Pukehole]

LULZ

 

[FBI parte due]

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