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I am a Slave To The Cock

McDonald's is my kind of place.
They feed you rattle snakes.
French fries up your nose.
Hash browns between your toes.
Last time I was over there,
They stole my underwear.
McDonald's is my kind of place.
 
They say that in the Marine Corps, the pay is mighty fine!
They give you a dollar, then take out 99!
UA I wanna go! BUT THEY won't let me go!

They say that in the Marine Corps, the coffee's mighty fine!
It looks like muddy water, and tastes like turpentine!
UA I wanna go! BUT THEY won't let me go!

They say that in the Marine Corps, the girls are mighty fine!
They sound like Phyllis Diller, and look like Frankenstein!
UA I wanna go! BUT THEY won't let me go!
 
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