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I am a Spy

Is a woman who is opinionated and speaks her mind really that hard a concept to grasp in this modern age?

Is a unicorn with golden hooves who's breath smells like peppermint really that hard a concept to grasp in this modern age?
 
I like unicorns, unicorns are cute.
So are dual corns, those are neat too.
OMG this one time, I saw a triple corn!
No Way! Yes Way.
 
The thing about girls and penisis's(?) is this:

They can always buy a bigger one than mine. If they want they can get one that vibrates or spins or pulsates or whatever. Mine only stays attached to me.

So I never say that mine is bigger than hers. The Internet is only a click away.

However, I mow lawns.
 
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