I am a Spy

['Gear]

It must be harsh to be a girl trapped in a man's body.

 

[Loktar]

It must be harsh to be a girl trapped in a man's body.

Is a woman who is opinionated and speaks her mind really that hard a concept to grasp in this modern age?

 

['Gear]

Is a woman who is opinionated and speaks her mind really that hard a concept to grasp in this modern age?

Is a unicorn with golden hooves who's breath smells like peppermint really that hard a concept to grasp in this modern age?

 

[Loktar]

Is a unicorn with golden hooves who's breath smells like peppermint really that hard a concept to grasp in this modern age?

Harder to grasp than a woman who speaks her mind in this day and age.

 

['Gear]

Harder to grasp than a woman who speaks her mind in this day and age.

It's OK Bro. we all wish 'she' was real. Really we do.

 

[Love Child]

I like unicorns, unicorns are cute.
So are dual corns, those are neat too.
OMG this one time, I saw a triple corn!
No Way! Yes Way.

 

[Love Child]

It must be harsh to be a girl trapped in a man's body.

Wait, there is no "man's body" I think you meant a man trapped in a woman's body! DIDN'T YOU?!

 

['Gear]

Wait, there is no "man's body" I think you meant a man trapped in a woman's body! DIDN'T YOU?!

Ok. Whatever you say Bro.

 

[Loktar]

It's OK Bro. we all wish 'she' was real. Really we do.

Crikey! I think I found one! Let's observe the wily Love Child in her natural habit.

 

[Love Child]

Since I stopped FB stalking someone my internet time has severly decreased.

 

[Love Child]

Not the same FB I have under my name.

 

[Love Child]

Ok. Whatever you say Bro.

Lets compare penises. I'll show you mine if you show me yours. You first. : D



P.S. I know my grammer was not correct. FUck. Is it penis's? or penis'? See, now I have screwed this whole fucking post up.

 

[eloisel]

I spy
with my little eye
...

 

[Consumer]

The thing about girls and penisis's(?) is this:

They can always buy a bigger one than mine. If they want they can get one that vibrates or spins or pulsates or whatever. Mine only stays attached to me.

So I never say that mine is bigger than hers. The Internet is only a click away.

However, I mow lawns.