I am actually an MM dual

[WillsZenith]

lame

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

He is kind of cute when he gets on a roll.

 

[Dark Pickle]

He is kind of cute when he gets on a roll.

What about when he's on a muffin?

 

[Conchaga]

On a scone with buttah!

 

[TheArtist]

I forget whose dual I am supposed to be.

 

[SaintLucifer]

I am, of course, everyone's superior, since I don't do duals, never have and never shall. Such is beneath my station. Those who seek to include duals as part of their repertoire do so either because their original account was so severely PWNed they dare not show their true faces, or they fucked up their original account. My intellect is far too superior to ever require a dual.

 

[Conchaga's Dual]

Explain this account, then.

 

[Conchaga]

Yeah, explain that account.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Explain this account, then.

Cumchugger has a dual, and he is asking ME to explain why he has one? Strange people, these Americans.

 

[Conchaga]

Those who seek to include duals as part of their repertoire do so either because their original account was so severely PWNed they dare not show their true faces, or they fucked up their original account.

That doesn't explain my dual account. Your logic has been proven wrong. You fail at being intelligent.

 

[SaintLucifer]

That doesn't explain my dual account. Your logic has been proven wrong. You fail at being intelligent.

Yet my intellect is so great that I forced you into creating a dual. Fear not, my child, those with greater intellect than that which you display have been PWNed for far less.

 

[Conchaga]

Uh... check the join date on that dual, smart guy.

 

[SaintLucifer]

Uh... check the join date on that dual, smart guy.

Easily changed by an Admin. Please do realise I have learned a lot about Admin abuse from TV. It not only COULD be done, but it HAS been done. So, in order to keep from looking stupid, which Admin did you offer to suck in exchange for a date alteration?

 

[Conchaga]

Do you consider yourself to be all-knowing?

 

[SaintLucifer]

Do you consider yourself to be all-knowing?

I 'consider' nothing. I merely state fact.

 

[Conchaga]

Are you all-knowing?

 

[SaintLucifer]

Are you all-knowing?

Yes, I am. If you are indeed asking as to whether I am a God, you may rest assured that I answer in the affirmative.

 

[Conchaga]

Some God you are... can't even figure out on your own who changed the join date on that Dual.

 

[Conchaga]

Of course, next you're gonna tell me that the posts that dual has made were all retro-dated and incorporated flawlessly into the threads they're in. Right?

 

[SaintLucifer]

Of course, next you're gonna tell me that the posts that dual has made were all retro-dated and incorporated flawlessly into the threads they're in. Right?

Yes.