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I am attracted to bright primary colours

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
lol
 
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SO AM I!
 
SuperGirl in a school uniform would be hot.
 
Supergirl with nothing on would be hotter.
 
Not for me.
 
Super Girl is hawt no matter she's wearing or not wearing!
 
Supergirl with nothing on would be just another blonde chick.

It's the suit that makes it an extra-special fantasy.
 
tits too big.

I propose that Supergirl has reductions surgery to help her movement through the air.
 
But they also make her more bouyant in water situations.

This will come in handy when global warming melts the Fortress of Solitude.
 
[geek] But the Fortress of Solitude [in the movie franchise continuity] is made of crystal. [/geek]
 
[counter-geek] Yes, but it rests on some glacier near Santa's Workshop, so it won't be much use floating around in pieces in the Arctic Ocean, eh? [/counter-geek]
 
In Smallville it's made out of LANA'S TEARS.
 
[super geek]They had a new one in South America in teh comix[/super geek]
 
[Batman-only geek] I wouldn't know. Supes is a dork. [/Batman-only geek]
 
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BOW BEFORE
TEH AWESOMENESS!!!11
 
I read Superman/Batman where they both awesome. Well correction, read past tense I've stopped collecting. I'm fed up with DC's bullshit never ending CRISIS/WWIII/52/COUNTDOWN crossover crap. There's a multiverse, there's hypertime, there's no multiverse and no hypertime, there's suddenly 52 universes but not for long cuz all the Monitors hate each other. Meanwhile good characters die because they are either hangovers of the past that stop this madness running smoothly or to make a point of how serious this business is supposed to be, but it's not it's a wank so they die for nothing.

You know it's bad when Lobo finds religion and Booster Gold is suddenly acting kinda responsibly. I miss Ted Kord. I miss the Question not being a lipstick lesbian who isn't even sure about wheter or not she wants to be the damn Question. Rorschach would have a damn fit.

I'm gonna spend my cash on Justice League Unlimited and whatever other DVDs take may fancy.
 
This is not my beautiful house
This is not my beautiful wife

How did I get here?
 
False memories implanted by SHIZON.
 
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