I am attracted to bright primary colours

[Dr Dave]

You took the wrong pillz.

 

[Cassie]

The water held you down

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

The sight of everyone naked at the wedding on Betazed caused you long-term trauma.

 

[headvoid]

Who is the funny woman in light blue with breasts drawn with a compass?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Laker Girl.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I read Superman/Batman where they both awesome. Well correction, read past tense I've stopped collecting. I'm fed up with DC's bullshit never ending CRISIS/WWIII/52/COUNTDOWN crossover crap. There's a multiverse, there's hypertime, there's no multiverse and no hypertime, there's suddenly 52 universes but not for long cuz all the Monitors hate each other. Meanwhile good characters die because they are either hangovers of the past that stop this madness running smoothly or to make a point of how serious this business is supposed to be, but it's not it's a wank so they die for nothing.

You know it's bad when Lobo finds religion and Booster Gold is suddenly acting kinda responsibly. I miss Ted Kord. I miss the Question not being a lipstick lesbian who isn't even sure about wheter or not she wants to be the damn Question. Rorschach would have a damn fit.

I'm gonna spend my cash on Justice League Unlimited and whatever other DVDs take may fancy.

Yeah, Identity Crisis and bringing Hal back was the first nail in the coffin for me, Marvel didn't help much with Civil War. Now I mostly read Vertigo/Indy stuff, when i actually read comix.

 

[Yub]

The fact that Batman didn't figure it out until it was all too late was lame. But then so was him not figuring things out for almost two years in JLA because the villain always took the time to distract him with something.

 

[Shitty Dual]

NOW GET OUT OF MY CAVE.

 

[Shitty Dual]

[Batman-only geek] I wouldn't know. Supes is a dork. [/Batman-only geek]

Yeah, but when Batman does the nasty, does THIS happen???

 

[Shitty Dual]

Total bullshit.

 

[Shitty Dual]

That's more like it.

 

[Shitty Dual]

Now we're fuckin talkin!

 

[Shitty Dual]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

 

[Dr Dave]

Superman looks a tad constipated.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Now we're fuckin talkin!

I like that they made Superman wear gloves.

Who won!?

 

[Shitty Dual]

Who won!?

Ali, of course. He had teh BLACK KRYPTONITE

 

[CaptainWacky]

That should be illegal.

 

[Cassie]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

SEXIEST SUPERMAN EVAR!

 

[Cassie]

I wonder what he has stashed in his underwear

 

[CaptainWacky]

His dignity.