I am being punished for having homosexual thoughts

[CaptainWacky]

For some reason the Harry Potter movie came into my mind spontaneously and, rather than think "Emma Watson is pretty hot" like I usually would, I thought to myself "Cedric Diggory was pretty hot." I quickly googled him, found the lad's real name, clicked on the top ranked site on google...AND WAS FACED WITH THIS.

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Sure, this LOOKS like a warning from google, but it is obviously really a warning from GOD, a warning that homosexuality is an unforgivable curse...I mean, sin. Because there's no other reason why anyone would google Robert Pattinson unless they were gay. SO IT'S BACK TO GIRLS EXCLUSIVELY for me, a lesson is learned.

 

[whisky]

careful now

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe I'm being punished for necrophiliac thoughts.

 

[whisky]

less thinking, more drinking

 

[Cassie]

and wanking!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Only over girls.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

It worked fine for me.

You know it's Emma Watson's b'day on Tuesday? I don't know why I know that, but I do.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I think this Robert Pattinson is just obsessed with Cedric, and is trying to keep him all to himself.

Pay it no mind.

 

[CaptainWacky]

HE killed Cedric, took the body back to his place, and booby-trapped all Cedric related websites?

 

[curiousa2z]

but of course!

 

[CaptainWacky]

My sexuality is so complex that Hitler can't even figure it out.