I am Dork Lord. See me piss myself.

[Love Child]

Loktar is the Spam King

I crown him now.

 

[Loktar]

I crown him now.

Nah I'm still only the Spam Prince. Dork Lord still retains that title and the no life perks that go with it.

 

[Love Child]

Nah I don't think so. Seph is close behind you. Look at all the threads you can respond to in such quick speed, both of you. Quickly and stuff. Yeah. Meaningful not like just "LOLOLOLOL" Shhh dont' tell DL I said that!
Do you think he will find this and read it?
And then he will get pissed
I never support him
etc etc
man he is going to be mad
he won't be able to laugh it off
or laugh at himself
or he will come into the thread and "fart" or something like that
completely ignoring me

 

[Love Child]

WTF Spam on How does this RL shit keep on creeping in
spam till my fingers bleed
fuck
Now!
Yes!
Harder!
Faster!
whip my hands!
discipline me!
please!
yeas

 

[Loktar]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Sorry can't think of a meaningful reply. I'll try harder.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Do you want some spam?

Do you REALLY want it?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Think carefully

 

[The Dork Lord]

before you answer

 

[The Dork Lord]

remember who I am

 

[The Dork Lord]

and how I spam

 

[The Dork Lord]

remember

 

[The Dork Lord]

that I may not stop

 

[The Dork Lord]

EVER

 

[Love Child]

Oh just calm down jesus.
Yes we want spam.
Go ahead make a thread
spam it all night
have fun
bye!
Oh and its my fault.
There.
efr

 

[Love Child]

LOL nope
you wont' stop
never
I know
yes
please
keep going
don't stop
oh no
not more
yes more

 

[Love Child]

hmmm did you stop for a moment?

 

[Love Child]

what happened? where di dyou go?

 

[The Dork Lord]

LOL

 

[The Dork Lord]

Just giving you a chance to vent: sweetness

 

[Love Child]

OMG
YOu crack me the fuck up
I love how you talk about me like Im not here