I am Dork Lord. See me piss myself.

[The Dork Lord]

You seem to feel the need to get something off your chest

 

[Love Child]

Just giving you a chance to vent: sweetness

Sweetness

 

[The Dork Lord]

unfortunately not your blouse

 

[The Dork Lord]

or your bra

 

[Love Child]

Fuck You for calling me sweetness nobody calls me swweeetness not even you sarge! no one! NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a name USE IT BITCH! NOW!

 

[The Dork Lord]

anyway, yeah I know that I am not perfect

 

[The Dork Lord]

I have issues

 

[Love Child]

I don't have anything on my chest! Nothing

 

[The Dork Lord]

I can be neurotic

 

[The Dork Lord]

ecocentric

 

[The Dork Lord]

sometimes I have a temper

 

[The Dork Lord]

i say the wrong thing sometimes

 

[The Dork Lord]

I don't have anything on my chest! Nothing

I want to have something
on your chest
my lips
my tongue
my teeth
my fingers

 

[The Dork Lord]

my my my

 

[The Dork Lord]

once bitten

 

[The Dork Lord]

twice shy

 

[Love Child]

You seem to feel the need to get something off your chest

You mean like this?

 

[The Dork Lord]

*licks*

 

[The Dork Lord]

*sucks*

 

[The Dork Lord]

*nibbles*