I am Dork Lord. See me piss myself.

[The Dork Lord]

Siorry

 

[The Dork Lord]

I'm spamming in your PRECIOUS ELECTION THREAD again

 

[Dual]

Darest thou question the reality of Thor, he who reigns in the sky above?

 

[The Dork Lord]

The only Thor I know of has long blond hair and hangs out with Captain America

 

[The Dork Lord]

This election shit is bollocks Karl, we both know that.

 

[The Dork Lord]

It's just an excuse for you to jerk off in public.

 

[The Dork Lord]

just like spam is for me

 

[Dual]

Go spam in Daycare.

 

[Loktar]

Such a whiny emo bitch. j/k lol. Vent. get it out of your system. Whatever.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Go spam in Daycare.

UH NO I THINK I WILL SPAM THE BADLANDS BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT THE BADLANDS IS FOR THANK YOU

 

[The Dork Lord]

Current tally:
Dirk Funk: 12 duals

Fixed

 

[Loktar]

you have to make me jealous of my good friend Loktar

Whats to be jealous of? We're all good friends here.

*nuzzles Mirah's neck while placing his hand on her right breast*

 

[The Dork Lord]

why even bother with the pretend election?

It's just a lot of extra logging in and out

Just tell Jenna (OR WHOEVER) it's Dirk's turn to Jerk

 

[Loktar]

We are all spammers here equally.

Nice of you to say, but we both know you really don't believe that.

 

[classichummus]

Jeffy, why are you spamming this thread? You can call it trolling if you want, but it just furthers our widespread discontent with you. It doesn't make you look like anymore of a person. Start a new spam thread. That will be fine with everyone if you just keep it there. Thank you.

 

[Loktar]

Do you want me to watch you two go at it?

Watch us go at what?

*rips off Mirah's panties and eats her out* (lol?)

 

[The Dork Lord]

tonight is my night of spamming Loktar

 

[The Dork Lord]

I am returned

 

[Loktar]

k, whatever dude.

*whisks Mirah off to the bedroom, locks the door*

 

[The Dork Lord]

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Jeffy, why are you spamming this thread? You can call it trolling if you want, but it just furthers our widespread discontent with you. It doesn't make you look like anymore of a person. Start a new spam thread. That will be fine with everyone if you just keep it there. Thank you.

no u