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I am forming the TK Troller's Guild

Cacophony said:
Funny. I've never seen you before. Or heard of you.

Seems that if you were oh-so-powerful, I would have at least heard someone mention you in passing.

They do not mention me as they fear me. Naturally, you are new here and have not seen how often they did mention me before I took a long vacation from Troll Kingdom. Let us just say I found more challenges elsewhere. This place is full of losers who are but mere children by comparison to myself. Feel free to join them, but rest assured your intellect must be of the double-digit variety before they will accept your company. Remember, it is a sin for the Jews to utter the name of their God. I have the same effect upon these fools.
 
Cacophony said:
Funny. I've never seen you before. Or heard of you.

Seems that if you were oh-so-powerful, I would have at least heard someone mention you in passing.


You're not missing much, other than piss-colored drivel.

I swear SaintLucifer has diarrhea of the mouth.
 
Acrimonious said:
You're not missing much, other than piss-colored drivel.

I swear SaintLucifer has diarrhea of the mouth.

Jealousy does not become you dear child. If you wish, I could have diarrhea of my asshole. Would you please lie down with your mouth open? I feel a sudden rumbling in my stomach...
 
SaintLucifer said:
Jealousy does not become you dear child. If you wish, I could have diarrhea of my asshole. Would you please lie down with your mouth open? I feel a sudden rumbling in my stomach...


You dissappoint me, SaintDiarrhea. I told you that would happen if you insisted on eating the banana that came out of the Filipino hookers cunt.

banana_sex.jpg
 
Acrimonious said:
You dissappoint me, SaintDiarrhea. I told you that would happen if you insisted on eating the banana that came out of the Filipino hookers cunt.

banana_sex.jpg

Strange post when one considers my disdain for chink-'spic mixed breeds. I do not touch inferior females from the inferior races. Perhaps it is a dream you had that forces you to make this post yes? I do recall you posting your preference for women with slanted eyes and sloped foreheads. If you are lucky, CACOPHONY is a slant-eyed motherfucker yes?
 
Hambil's long gone, never to return, Mr. I. Didn't. Learn. From. My. First. Verbal. Beating. By. TK. Which makes you even pwned by your very sig.

Still a moron, I see. Just a slight shift in the temperment, which almost gave you away.

You'll want to be really careful about that...especially with all the libel per se you've been pushing about.

Just ask Hellman's lawyers about that shit. :D Anyway, yes I see your stupid posts. Yes I see you've come back. No, I could care less. Posting in the Guild pointing thread just shows how PWNED you've always been by me Lucy.

Lord have mercy, I've got to stop thinkin' 'bout that.
 
like to think about the time I met you
Living with your people down in New Orleans
Mad at your mama cause she'd never let you
Ride in no nasty limousine
Later on the levee with the moon up above
I lost my heart and confessed my love
Oh Lucy, God have mercy
I've got to stop thinkin' 'bout that
[somehow.....does me no damn good]
One Summer night in a field of wheat
God's sweet lanterns hanging in the sky
Moving light on your tiny feet
I knew I had to troll you till the day I die
They talk about Amazing Grace
It meant something when I saw your face (remember that???)
Oh Lucy, God have mercy
I've got to stop thinkin' 'bout that
[Oh now Lucy say....can't stop thinkin 'bout you]
I think of all the little things that I never told you
I think I may get to hold over you someday
It's in my brain just like a man possessed
I can't do me no work, I can't get me no rest
I can't understand it baby

Don't like to think about the way it ended
I hate remembering the things that I said
I dream a dream of love so splendid
I wake up hard in an empty bed
I wonder who'll be loving you next
Some fool will be writing bad checks
Oh now Lucy, God have mercy
I've got to stop thinkin' 'bout you
 
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