I am going to respond to every mine field thread

[Dr Dave]

How dare you...

 

[Loktar]

DUCK SEASON!

 

[Dr Dave]

You sir, walk a path of DIRTY MICE.

 

[Loktar]

You sir, walk a path of DIRTY MICE.

Its cold outside and they make a nice soft, warm carpet. You don't want me to have cold feetses and toeses, do you?

 

[Dr Dave]

I don't really care one way or another about that.

 

[Loktar]

ok then.

*walks off atop his Dirty Mice carpet*

 

['Gear]

...and the next thing you know - A carpet of mice.

 

[Loktar]

If I step just right I can get then to squeak out the theme song to Biker Mice From Mars cartoon.

 

['Gear]

Oh you'll get yours pal. Didn't you see Hitchhiker's Guide?

 

[Loktar]

Oh you'll get yours pal. Didn't you see Hitchhiker's Guide?

Yes.

Thats why I must enslave the mice before they blow up the Earth.

 

['Gear]

Good luck with that.

 

[Cassie]

I'M SHARPENING MY KNIFE

 

[Loktar]

I'M SHARPENING MY SPORK.

 

[Cassie]

Those are Dr Dave's sporks, you bastard!

 

['Gear]

It's like they always say - You don't bring Dr. Dave's spork to a mice killing.

We all know these old adages people. Let's try to take full advantage of available resources ok?

 

[Loktar]

Those are Dr Dave's sporks, you bastard!

Well fine, I'll just use a toothpick then.

 

[Cassie]

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meetrandom ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,
*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

 

[CaptainWacky]

omg you are random lol i just farter RANDOMLY on a turtle lol he's my turtle and I dress him up like a ninja sometimes but that's that random it's just cruel (I throw him at people and shout "TURTLE POWER".)

 

['Gear]

I saw a five gallon bucket of turtle shells at a weird indian store yesterday.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What would they be used for? Soup?