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I am going to take a nap

Oh my god. I've got a MyPillow. And a memory foam mattress. You're supposed to rotate it like, once a month so it doesn't lose its cushioning effect. And of course you should probably wash the sheets at least once a week or so. Since the mattress has been fairly comfortable, the washer is a finite size and tearing apart the bed is a pain in the butt, I've let these things slide a bit. Well Saturday I rotated the mattress and washed the sheets and Saturday night was like being under general anesthetic. I laid down and next thing I know, it's almost 7am. Not strictly a nap, but damn, it was some magnificent unconsciousness.
 
I think I had a MyPillow at one time. Are they full of foam bits that you can remove to customize the pillow?
Probably some metaphor about my life but I recall taking out some of the foam bits and then more…and more another night.
Eventually I was left with a soccer ball sized pillow. At no point in the journey from huge, stuffed pillow to lumpy soccer ball was I happy with that fucker.
 
It is 8:30pm. Nonetheless, I need a nap. As mentioned above, naps are like a pause button on reality. And I need that before wrapping up the day and launching into the new week.
 
I took a nap early this afternoon and woke up and it was still light out. Ahhhh that was so nice.

I hope you can find a way to reset before the week Volpone!
 
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