I am in a log cabin

[headvoid]

In the scottish highlands.

Forgive the lack of communication.

Incredible pictures of weird Tolkien stylee landscapes to follow.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

Oh. My. God. I'm so jealous. Looking forward to the pictures! hoto:

 

[Cassie]

Are you wearing a kilt?

 

[Dr Dave]

You should randomly quote Abraham Lincoln, but in a sottish accent.

 

[Loktar]

And call everyone laddies and lassies.

 

[Cassie]

And take off your underwear.

 

[Dr Dave]

I see Cassie's game...

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

. . . she wants him to really enjoy the roll in the heather.

 

[Dr Dave]

She wants to make it easier to go after his dong with her knife.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

Emergency circumcision or castration?

 

[Dr Dave]

What?!

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

She wants to make it easier to go after his dong with her knife.

Emergency circumcision or castration?

What?!

Those are the only two reasons I can see approaching someone's holly and berries with a knife - circumcision or castration. No need to hold the knife down there if you're attempting rape. Too much chance of damaging the goods.

 

[Dr Dave]

Cassie just likes to cut dongs.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

Oh, cool. Like, carve her name in them, or just watch them bleed due to penis envy mixed with menstruation frustration?

 

[Dr Dave]

She cuts them off.

 

[Cassie]

This escalated quickly.

 

[kaonashi.shinu]

Forgive my ignorance . . .

 

[Cassie]

 

[CaptainWacky]

PICS NOW.

 

[Dr Dave]

Oh no Cassie is mad...

RUN FOR THE HILLS!