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I am never going to be the same person ever again

headvoid

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
I looked at an empty packet of skips today and was lost in thought on a train. I was supposed to push the button to open the door, but I kept on wondering about the skips. People were getting edgy with me as others, who had wisely chosen different doors were walking out of the train and returning to their lives. The seconds ticked on and I still thought about the skips.

Eventually I pressed the button, but everyone behind me wanted me dead. They will kill for that button now. i dont think anyone even realyl saw the packet of skips
 
Language is like some kind of sick game for you Brits, isn't it?
 
That shit is deep, man.
 
I want a packet of skips.
 
.
 
There was nothing dark about this, perhaps I was flowery with my language.

I just really fancied a packet of skips.
 
ONO YOU DONT YOU BROUGHT US INTO YOUR WHIRLING VORTEX OF EMPTY SKIP PACKETS YOU'RE NOT ESCAPING SO EASILY NOW
 
But...what are skips??????

Are they like chips?
 
You still get Skips!? Are you sure you weren't lost in a childhood remembrance?
 
WHO INVENTED THE PACKET OF SKIPS?
 
Those where my skips!
 
I'll trade you eight squibs for the 13 squid.
 
Squid flavour skips! What a genius...

TISIPHONE INVENTED THE SKIP!!!
 
DO THEY STILL SELL SKIPS IN SCOTLAND? I had a packet of Ringos the other day, to my surprise, though they've changed the design on them many times, whereas Skips have been unchanged since childhood.

Fuddlemiff said:
You can ship your very own box of skips (in a lorry) to the States for as little as 13 squid!

http://www.americansweets.co.uk/case-of-48-bags-of-skips-crisps-1564-p.asp
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I REALLY wish I was an eccentric millionaire. I'd send a crate to everyone in the Mine Field.
 
I'd send a truck full to Dr. Dave, and hire William Shatner to reenact one of those Crunchy Nut (or was it All Bran?) commercials.

headvoid said:
Squid flavour skips! What a genius...

TISIPHONE INVENTED THE SKIP!!!
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Or the squid skip, at the very least!
 
Did they used to do other flavours but then they just gave up on them and went for prawn cocktail exclusively? It's a fascinating subject.
 
I guess I better get a patent!!!
 
I don't know what it all means, but I cried anyway.
 
*licks Cassie's tears*
 
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